Have you ever wanted to swim and just simply be naked? Well, I've recently rekindled this idea of mine. Let's flesh it out. Get it, flesh it out. Ok...
The idea and concept for CLOTHING OPTIONAL is for a commercial business. The hope is once the flagship pool is up and running, the business concept could be expanded to different Clothing Optional markets, concepts, areas, and cities.
The primary idea and flagship concept for this business is to find some open zoning land acreage within a large metropolitan city or very close by. Once the land is purchased, the commercial development of the Theme Park can commence.
The primary attraction will be a very large, entertaining, amusement, and athletic-style Olympic Pool. There will always be at least 3-5 lanes reserved for athletic or leisure LAP swimming. In order to gain the $7 dollar per day entry fee, applicants must be over the age of 18, and must also sign a release form promising to NOT publish any photos of the merrily de-clothed easygoing patrons. A business protection waiver from outside lawsuits if you will. This is America and lawyers are out there working too! The main featured pool @Clothing Optional will be large enough for naked lap swimmers. In the evening and nights, the event space could occasionally create a night-time club atmosphere. On the adjacent land wings of the pool will be CABANA lounge areas for VIP guests. There will be a Restaurant on-site for hungry humans, early morning risers, afternoon loungers and night-time diners. For nominal up-selling fees, there will be a studio or manicured site for naked, clothing optional YOGA classes. In addition, there will be a smoking lounge for cigar, cigarette, e-vapors and legal weed smokers. There will be a coffee and espresso shop on the premises, so as those last pages of a naked reader's book, can be finished. #1st world problems. There will also be a STAGE for live music near the pool. Although the music will vary, singer-songwriters, beachy tunes, and easy listening will be the most heavily played musical genres. Maybe there's an occasional techno-thumping night?
What do you think so far of my business concept and idea for Clothing Optional Inc?
Envision trying to monetize the freedom-oriented, pro-naked, easy going, and comfortable in their skin crowd. The target commercial demographic will be wide, from the 18 and up millennial to the geriatric. All paying, rule obliging guests will be welcomed! Clothing Optional will be a welcoming reprieve from the stress and restrictions of everyday American Life. Guest of our business will truly be able to relax, unwind, imbibe and swim or suntan naked as they chose. No guest will be required to de-cloth. It will simply be an option for each individual guest. I don't know about you, but swimming, sunbathing, and simply just being NAKED is a very liberating feeling in life. It hearkens back to biblical days of Adam and Eve. Or any other culture in which people were permitted to swim and suntan naked as they pleased, without a worrying recourse for criminal punishment.
The hired worker and employees of Clothing Optional will be of both sexes and hopefully identify with the fit and attractive crowd, yet there will be leeway in our hiring of employees process. The uniforms will be sexy and trendy with the current times. Promoters with a model looking following will be catered to and comp'd. Hopefully, the lifeguards, instructors, nightlife servers, hosts, security, and an assortment of workers will be diverse and get along. Yet, just like a hotel, we will discourage intermingling between Clothing Optional Employees and the Guests they serve. Gotta be careful in regards to workplace sexual harassment. Yall know that from your company's handbook, right?
After the flower power and partying days of the 1960s and 1970s, how does this business not exist already? Has this business concept been attempted and perhaps failed before? America's conservative Christian cultural history may be a challenge to Clothing Optional Inc.
Clothing Optional will be a an extremely welcoming theme park, pool, and pseudo resort. All ranges of body types, ages, ethnicity, and sexual preferences shall be embraced. Maybe 1 night or day of the week is LGBT day? What about a Singles night or day? Sure, let's get creative fellow entrepreneurs!
What will your theme park do in the winter Mr. Hot Shot CEO? Well, great question. At first, our Clothing Optional city geographic destinations will pinpoint year-round warm places. For example Texas, Arizona, California, Florida. Or perhaps in the colder months, our main pool will have a heated feature to pleasantly warm the water. A Hot Tub row seems inviting, eh?
Once the flagship pool theme park has been deemed successful and is blowing and going, the Clothing Optional concept and brand could then be lent to different commercial areas and segments of the marketplace. For example, a Clothing Optional Nature Park. At this nature commercial space, paying visitors would be allowed to camp, hike, hunt, fish, and simply be naked, at their choice. This liberating new, naked version of the outdoors will be embraced by the true nature enthusiasts. A Dude Ranch or Mountain of sorts? Would Clothing Optional Outdoors get your time, money and energy?
How could I turn Clothing Optional Inc into a real business? Investors, the Shark-Tank TV show, crowdfunding? This is a challenge for new business start-ups across the board. Will my idea work out in the real world, society and most importantly with the paying public? I don't know. It's an idea.
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